The Bachelorette, 8 p.m., ABC
“Ashley and the six remaining men travel to Taiwan; one man struggles to control his jealousy; two men are eliminated; Emily Maynard discusses her relationship with Brad Womack.” Dear Ashley, Pay close attention to what Emily says. Because it is important that you, as fragile as you clearly are, understand that you will not, in fact, find your true love on this show. There will be no soul mate for you. There is no happily ever after. There is just the show, and the subsequent break up, and the public humiliation, and then … nothing.
2011 Home Run Derby, 8 p.m., ESPN
All-Stars, baby! Yay! No, wait. Not yay. All-Stars already? Summer’s half over? What? Slow down summer! Slow down!
Inside the Actor’s Studio, 8 p.m., Bravo
Tonight, Jennifer Aniston. Favorite curse word? Brangelina.