Kathy, 10 p.m., Bravo
And so, my life is complete. Kathy Griffin has her own talk show. Wait, I take that back. My life will be complete when I am a guest on Kathy Griffin’s talk show.
Lifeguard!, 9 p.m., The Weather Channel
“A mother suffering from hypothermia is rescued but forgets something behind in the water.” Gee, do you think it might be … her kid?
Rehab Addict, 10 p.m., DIY
Ha, ha, get it? Rehab … addict. It’s a clever play on words! She is addicted to renovating homes so she is a rehab addict. Oh, I am ROTFL.