Harry’s Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Dear Kathy Bates: I am so sorry for what David E. Kelley has done to you. This show was so horrendously off-the-charts bad that it almost defies description. And because I love Ms. Bates (even though she looks very unhealthy in this) I will refrain from saying anything else.
The Bachelor, 8 p.m., ABC
“A bachelorette wakes up with a mysterious black eye.” You know, that happened to me once.
Countdown with Keith Olbermann, 8 p.m., MSNBC
Except, you know, not anymore.