Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
This season is terrible, and I am not sure it is because I am a woman, and it is mortifying to watch this group of women humiliate themselves and their species, or if it is because I am a woman and it is horrifying to watch this group of men behave like misogynistic morons. Whatever the reason, this is not a good season.
CSI, 10 p.m., CBS
Even by the CSI Ridiculousness Meter, last week’s episode was beyond belief. I lost count at plot twists and “small world” coincidences at around 37 – and that was all I the first 10 minutes of the episode!
Modern Family, 9 p.m., ABC
A Leap Year episode (The Middle has one too, at 8 p.m.)! Nice! I love when Leap Year is acknowledged in the comedy world. “Mitchell feels pressured to make Cameron's birthday extra special; Jay's manliness comes into question; the girls interfere with Phil's leap day plans.”