Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS
So poor Joshua is ousted because he is nice, can cook and is good at challenges. I know, right? So now they are all freaking out because if he goes and the hideous losers stay, well, that is what Elaine Benes would call Bizarro World. And not even Kramer can survive there.
Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, 8 p.m., NBC
Also known as Old Folks Gone Wild. “Seniors target unsuspecting young people with pranks that include pouring a late spouse's ashes on a park bench and writing tickets for makeup violations.” Really, does the potential for hilarity scare only me?
American Weed: Mile High Showdown, 10 p.m., NatGeo
“Marijuana dispensary owners and growers ready their product for a panel of judges in the High Times Medical Cannabis Cup.” Dude. I am so totally going to this next year.
