Shipping Wars, 8 p.m., A&E
It’s a Shipping Wars marathon! I know it’s Friday night and all, but really? That is an awful lot of shipping.
Confessions: Animal Hoarding, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
“A medical worker secretly hoards dogs; a single father has deadly pythons for pets.” I’m not sure how you can keep 38 dogs a secret – even small dogs – so I am interested to watch this. As for the single dad with the snakes, it is easy to know why he is a single dad.
Jersey Shore, 9 p.m., MTV
It is being reported that they are not, in fact, done with us. That they are going to either Australia or Vegas. I vote to at least keep them in the country, that way the global cultural damage is kept to a minimum.