Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 and 9 p.m., ABC
It is hard to imagine what life will be like without EM:HE. Of course I am being slightly facetious, but let’s think about it, as we look to the 9 p.m., series finale for this show. “Bus driver, move that bus!” is a catch phrase. Ty Pennington became famous. Hundreds of deserving people got ridiculous new houses. We shed gallons of tears and used up pounds of tissues over nine seasons. Tonight, in a four-hour extravaganza that helps to rebuild tornado-ravaged Joplin, MO., America will say goodbye to EM:HE. I for one have enjoyed the ride.
Beyond Scared Straight, 9 p.m., A&E
“South Carolina law-enforcement officials hope a long night in jail will knock some sense into teenage troublemakers.” I only have to drive by a prison and I behave better.
Four Weddings, 10 p.m., TLC
“Micaela mixes a unity cocktail at the altar.” OK, if I had known you could do this my wedding would’ve gone down a whole different path. We lit a candle.