Blue Bloods, 10 p.m., CBS
Remember magazine guilt? Back in the day when we all got magazines, and then they would pile up on the dining room table or the coffee table, or the front stairs, and when we walked by we would feel guilty because we never read them? I have Blue Bloods guilt. I have an entire season’s worth on the DVR. Will I watch them? Should I watch them? Why don’t I watch them? This is what keeps me up at night. Actually, that is when I should watch them.
Undercover Boss, 8 p.m., CBS
This one looks awesome! The CEO of Oriental Trading, that magnificent catalog of plastic crap that comes in the mail (who doesn’t need a gross of shot glasses in the shape of grass skirts?), goes undercover and finds it his company is terrible to work for! All those leis, and no one is happy!
Hairspray, 7:30 p.m., VH1
You know what makes me happy? Zac Efron doing jazz hands.
