American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
OK, this has nothing to do with anything but I have to say it, and I trust you guys to keep it amongst ourselves: I. Am. So. Sick. Of. My. Kids. Thanks. I feel better.
Jersey Shore, 10 p.m., MTV
The moment of détente last week, when Sammi and JWoww made up, it was like Begin and Arafat with Jimmy Carter in the Rose Garden. I mean really. If you needed proof of how vacuous these girls are, it was that little scenario. One second, deep, deep hatred. Literally the next second, they are BFFs and simultaneously stroking their silky smooth locks while waiting at the bar. Tonight, “Ronnie's drinking has consequences; Snooki meets a new guy; Pauly makes peace with an old nemesis.”
30 Rock, 10 p.m., NBC
This show has absolutely been on fire this season. I believe it is the funniest it has ever been. Tonight, “Jack hopes to impress Kabletown's owner; Liz tries to help Avery hide her pregnancy from a competitive co-worker (Vanessa Minnillo); Tracy and Jenna have a hard time sharing a gift from their new bosses.”